A personal note from our Freddie: Andrei

Dearest diary

Today I woke up, at 6 o’clock just like everyone else in our beautiful country. My lovely wife had prepared breakfast, but that is when my morning turned into a nightmare. Right when I sat down, Adam, Hugh, Artem, Tomek, Tanya and Nadia came running into the room. Screaming as usual, I wondered if they would ever grow into productive Freddies to further our nation’s progress.

After my breakfast, I got up, ordered the kids to stay quiet and took them to school. I will always love my fellow Freddies, but my children sometimes give me a headache. From the moment they were walking into the yard, I turned my back. I have heard other parents say that I am harsh on my children, but I was raised this way, and look how great I turned out!

After that, I took the tram to work. I always like to watch the arrivals and departures while passing by the spaceport. I’m profoundly grateful to live in a wonderful country like this. I got to work at around 8 o’clock and continued my research on REDACTED.

At noon, it is mandatory to take a break, to let our brains rest in order to perform better in the afternoon. So me and Artyom had a sandwich and some coffee for lunch. We finished by watching our beloved Comisar’s speech, who is always so eloquent and his speech is always so powerful. I wish I was such a strong leader at home.

With the wise words in mind, we continued working on REDACTED. When the clock blared that it was four, all of us at the department of REDACTED, were given the gracious opportunity to rest with a coffee and some doughnuts. We were allowed to work at the nuclear plant on project REDACTED for a maximum of 45 minutes, which is very gracious.

Since the children were done with school, I went to pick them up on the way home from work and struggled to keep them all quiet on the tram. I will have to have a word with their teachers, so they actually learn some lessons.

Shura, my lovely wife, had prepared a lovely dinner. I don’t remember what it was, but I know it was lovely. After dinner I went for a small hike to see all that beautiful nature that I love so much. I could spend hours in that wonderful countryside, in my great country. I did not however, I went home after 30 minutes. I took a shower upon my arrival. I went to sleep shortly after showering.

It was a great day in the great country of F.R.E.D.